womanUnplugged

Just the other day I was strolling among the shelved of my favorite drug store looking for something to buy. Sometimes it hits me – this origin-unknown craving for new things.

Anyways, I stopped next to the tampon and pads section when I spotted this man hiding among the various products. The guy was about 50 and was squatting down, almost on his knees and held a cell phone in his hand. He was obviously listening to the voice of someone on the other end of the line and his face was a mirror of his inner state: confused and horrified. And then he said: “I don’t see any of them with wings…”.

Now ladies. Please. Will you ever agree to go to the appliance store and get your hubby that exact wrench tool or concrete drill bit that he needs? Come on! – stop torturing your men with such tasks they can never accomplish.

You want the job done – do it yourself or don’t be surprised when you get pads that have 15 feet of aluminum and carbon fiber wings on them!

I know I was gone for some while. It is not what you are thinking – I was not playing around, I was not having a good time. I was studying and I was having a great time!!!

Since the little vibrator ( I call it the “little devil”) from DealExtreme got into my life, I understood what potential hides behind this whole vibrating world. I can still not believe that such a small and rather cheap appliance can make a “normal” woman as myself happy. Happy is an understatement here.

I enjoy it that much that I decided to do two things:

1. Write a review about the “little devil”. I decided that this review must also include a description of the orgasms it gives me. They and the “little devil” cannot be separated from each other.
2. Make a wish-list including all sorts of DealExtreme products that I have reasonable cause to believe that might bring me via different ways to those sweet orgasms I’ve been experiencing since I got the “little devil”.

If this make even a single woman in this world get courage, buy and use one – I know my place in heaven is secured!

Who gives herself an orgasm in such early hours of the evening? Who gets all shaky legs from an orgasm? Who falls a sleep after an orgasm?! What am I? – A man?! That is not normal, I tell you.

Well, when thinking about it, it wasn’t an orgasm. They were two. One right after the other! That is not normal, I tell you.

That little devil! It knew it all along. Hiding that little secret of his. Well now that little-big secret is ours. Its mine too.

The moment I put it on, I knew this is going to end up goodly. I could feel those vibrations all the way up and down my spine. That is not normal, I tell you.

I will have to share this with the whole living female universe. I will have to tell it (the female universe) all about it. Tell them so they will not wait, will not hesitate, will run and get one of their own!

Oh hell, I might as well start now: females of the universe, go get yourself a vibrator! Otherwise it is not normal, I tell you!

Let me get back to you girls. I am too shaky now to get any further line right.

My first ever vibrator! How will it feel?

I actually got it, and right in the last minute!

I had to go abroad on a business trip for couple of days and when I came back, I found out that the post office almost sent the “tiny devil” back to where it came from because that is what they do if no one picks it up after 14 days. I certainly took my time there.

But this doesn’t matter because now I got it, and I am so excited about it. I actually don’t feel like using it today but who knows – some times I even surprise myself.

Being thin, but feeling like an elephant?

Try telling that to someone on your first date. Something like:

Me > “You know, I figured out that no matter how big I might get, I can always stay nimble.”

The guy > “I will be right back, I think I forgot to turn off the stove in my apartment…“.