That is not normal

Who gives herself an orgasm in such early hours of the evening? Who gets all shaky legs from an orgasm? Who falls a sleep after an orgasm?! What am I? – A man?! That is not normal, I tell you.

Well, when thinking about it, it wasn’t an orgasm. They were two. One right after the other! That is not normal, I tell you.

That little devil! It knew it all along. Hiding that little secret of his. Well now that little-big secret is ours. Its mine too.

The moment I put it on, I knew this is going to end up goodly. I could feel those vibrations all the way up and down my spine. That is not normal, I tell you.

I will have to share this with the whole living female universe. I will have to tell it (the female universe) all about it. Tell them so they will not wait, will not hesitate, will run and get one of their own!

Oh hell, I might as well start now: females of the universe, go get yourself a vibrator! Otherwise it is not normal, I tell you!

Let me get back to you girls. I am too shaky now to get any further line right.

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