womanUnplugged

Just the other day I was strolling among the shelved of my favorite drug store looking for something to buy. Sometimes it hits me – this origin-unknown craving for new things.

Anyways, I stopped next to the tampon and pads section when I spotted this man hiding among the various products. The guy was about 50 and was squatting down, almost on his knees and held a cell phone in his hand. He was obviously listening to the voice of someone on the other end of the line and his face was a mirror of his inner state: confused and horrified. And then he said: “I don’t see any of them with wings…”.

Now ladies. Please. Will you ever agree to go to the appliance store and get your hubby that exact wrench tool or concrete drill bit that he needs? Come on! – stop torturing your men with such tasks they can never accomplish.

You want the job done – do it yourself or don’t be surprised when you get pads that have 15 feet of aluminum and carbon fiber wings on them!

I know I was gone for some while. It is not what you are thinking – I was not playing around, I was not having a good time. I was studying and I was having a great time!!!

Since the little vibrator ( I call it the “little devil”) from DealExtreme got into my life, I understood what potential hides behind this whole vibrating world. I can still not believe that such a small and rather cheap appliance can make a “normal” woman as myself happy. Happy is an understatement here.

I enjoy it that much that I decided to do two things:

1. Write a review about the “little devil”. I decided that this review must also include a description of the orgasms it gives me. They and the “little devil” cannot be separated from each other.
2. Make a wish-list including all sorts of DealExtreme products that I have reasonable cause to believe that might bring me via different ways to those sweet orgasms I’ve been experiencing since I got the “little devil”.

If this make even a single woman in this world get courage, buy and use one – I know my place in heaven is secured!