womanUnplugged

Just the other day I was strolling among the shelved of my favorite drug store looking for something to buy. Sometimes it hits me – this origin-unknown craving for new things.

Anyways, I stopped next to the tampon and pads section when I spotted this man hiding among the various products. The guy was about 50 and was squatting down, almost on his knees and held a cell phone in his hand. He was obviously listening to the voice of someone on the other end of the line and his face was a mirror of his inner state: confused and horrified. And then he said: “I don’t see any of them with wings…”.

Now ladies. Please. Will you ever agree to go to the appliance store and get your hubby that exact wrench tool or concrete drill bit that he needs? Come on! – stop torturing your men with such tasks they can never accomplish.

You want the job done – do it yourself or don’t be surprised when you get pads that have 15 feet of aluminum and carbon fiber wings on them!